The City
305 to 954. Corner-store runs, loud music, louder stories.
“We don’t go out till midnight.”
The Original Tee · 10 colors
Made for Florida. Worn everywhere.
Make bad decisions responsibly.
One shirt. One loud name across the chest. Heavyweight, garment-dyed, and broken in before you are.
$30.00 · free shipping on 3+ tees
Black
Pick your color.
Same shirt. Ten moods.
Heavyweight comfort
Comfort Colors garment-dyed, 100% ring-spun cotton.
South Florida born
Designed in Palm Beach County.
For every kind of Florida boy
The hood and the harbor. The ranch and the swamp. Sunshine, sideways rain, and everything in between.
Different zip codes, same shirt, same stories.
The Water
Up before the sun, offshore by seven, lying about the size by noon.
“Ramp was packed.”
The Ranch
Okeechobee cattle country. Boots in the mud, truck on the levee.
“Y’all ain’t from here.”
The Swamp
Airboats, gators, and a cousin who swears he wrestled one.
“It was at least nine feet.”
The Sun
93° in October. Not a season here, a personality.
“It’s not that hot.”
The Rain
4 p.m. sharp, every day. A hurricane party is a holiday.
“It’ll pass in ten minutes.”
Worn by Florida.
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Weekly series
Florida Did That
DM us your wildest true Florida story. The best one each week gets read on camera and wins a tee.
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Started at 2 a.m., like most good Florida stories.
Florida Boy Shit is for people who grew up on causeways and boat ramps, who know a hurricane party is a holiday, and who have told at least one true story nobody believed. Not tourist merch. Not a meme tee. Just a really good shirt for people who are from here, or wish they were.
Make bad decisions responsibly.
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